We Love our Jaguars.........don't we?

Q. What's the difference between the Jaguars & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. What do the Jaguars & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!

Q. How do you keep a Jaguar out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. What do you call a Jaguar with a SuperBowl Championship ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why was Tom Coughlin upset when the Jaguars' playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Jaguars and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Jacksonville Jaguars

Q. What do the Jaguars and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Jaguars are going to run the football?
A. The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

Q.  What do the Jaguars & a tampon have in common?
A.  Both are good for only one period & there is no second string.